10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!