10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack