10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.