10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Fold and live to fold again
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.