10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."