10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.