10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz