10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.