10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--