10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury