10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from