10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe