10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.