10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.