10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."