10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "No river, no fish."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha