10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?