10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker is for loners.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.