10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is for loners.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"