10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)