10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.