10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-