10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22