10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Fold and live to fold again