10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is for loners.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth