10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..