10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.