10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.