10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "No river, no fish."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water