10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."