10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• It's Free To Fold...
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Welcome to kicker school
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die