10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Welcome to kicker school
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."