10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz