10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'