10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?