10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha