10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is for loners.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson