10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo