10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth