10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."