10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.