10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "No river, no fish."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.