10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "No river, no fish."