10 Random Poker Quotes

women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
It's Free To Fold...
in the poker game of life women are the rake