10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow