10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT