10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.