10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.