10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.