10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.